ZODI AND SIERRA'S DNI

if you're average height for your country, dsmp fan, cishet men, if you're a fan of captain america, if you're horny (while you're reading this), if you upload your music to soundcloud, if you like pokemon, are a non iphone user, if you have a snapchat account, use reddit regularly, if you're over 69 years of age, if you're asexual, set more than two alarms in the morning, if you have a significant other, have never eaten an entire clove of garlic raw, if you like fall out boy or twenty one pilots, if you wake up before 7am or after 2pm, if your favorite color is yellow, have never cried in a school bathroom, if you have a dog, if the oocean is more than two hours away from your hoouse, if you dont have a life sized cardboard cutout of a fictional character in your room, if you wear shorts and t-shirts in the winter, if you prefer baths over showers, if you're left handed, if you like dr. pepper, if you don't like soda, if you like coffee, if you don't like coffee ice cream, if you don't like mint things, if you prefer microsoft word over google docs, if you don't have a deviantart account, if you don't play lego games, if your uncle doesn't work at nintendo, if you don't have an iron man pez dispenser, if you don't have at least one nerf gun, if you're born in december or may, if you like skyrim, if you like ace attorney, if you've never played digimon story cyber sleuth, if you're a shipper in any way, if you live in the southern hemisphere, and if you go to or went to a private school

for legal reasons, this whole thing is a joke <3